twas the nite before xmas

And me was all excited, daddy was watching tv's but me was watchings for santas. Me met santa's like ages agos and had a little chat about what me wanted, and mes been good esers sinces. Me saws on the tv's this mornings that santas was in Russia's deliverings toys, and that's like 4833.2 miles a-pox-imat-ie, and it takes me halfs and hours to walk around the lakes, so that means it would take santas 1 years and 3 months to walks heres... Daddy get the cars, we's gonna go to Russia and gis santa a rides!

Daddy then tolds me needs to has a baths coz me was all stinkys and daddy said me has to be clean for santas to comes. Otherwises santas not gonna stays and mes not going to get mes pressies. So me gots all wets and sudsies, and mes leaves all mes dirts and old hairs all around the bath for daddy to cleans hee hee.

So mes all cleans now and gonna goes for a naps, and wait for santas to comes. And me promises not to bite hims in the bums.


So eseryones has a happy holidays