Me like licking

Daddy was lying on the sofa this evening, so me decided to play
with him. He should be playing with me, I'm a good puppy. I let him
have a whole 9 hours to go to work, and all I ask for is someone to clean
up after me, feed me, and play with me ! Daddy should consider himself lucky.

So I jumped up on the sofa, and crawl up to daddy, and I gis him lots of
licks! It lets him know I like him. But he didn't like it :-(
Silly daddy, scooter licks are the coolest things in the world ever!
Hee hee, might have something to do with me farting on him too hee hee.